ruining my life every day! you see that meme with that cute little misunderstood spider! you bastards reblog that and i see that and tonight when i find a quarter sized fucking spider walking across my bed the first thing i think of is that fucking meme! I had to grab my cup, down the water in it and trap the spider! I CALLED IT BUDDY TOLD IT WAS GOING TO BE OK AND SCREAMED OUTSIDE LAID THE CUP DOWN AND SCREAMED BACK INSIDE! now im a shivering human blanket burrito of terror and i know im gonna have to pee soon because the cup i had to drink was my huge overnight glass of water for epic dry mouth. i could have killed it but noooooo tumblr has to fucking reblog sympathy inducing spiders!